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so here you are. the world of the bible (the lord of the rings) enjoy!
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  why are there strange looking people standing together like they've just shat themselves? well because they've all teamed up to walk around 500 miles to destroy a lump of gold. they have to protect frodo-who is carrying the ring. the ring must be DESTROYED!!!aagghhhh noooooo dun dun duuuuuuun. because otherwise this big dark thing will come along and put it on and have the power to RULE THE WOOOOOOOOOORLD. thats a bit of a bummer. oh well the ring does get destroyed in the end-but not before frodo nearly gets killed by a spider and then gets his finger bitten off by gollum who proceeds to fall into the cracks of DOOOOOM with the ring. oh sorry did i tell you the end? never mind.

(l-r)so theres aragorn the tall dark one whos supposed to be a king to Gondor but he chose to live in exile and wander the wilds instead-fuck knows why some shit to do with falling in love with freakin' Arwen, crumbly old gandalf,THE GOD,boromir whos an over confident prat with a high ego(sean bean aka sharpe!!!!!didnt we all lurve that programme!!)and then there are the vertically challenged ones,samwise gamgee-a useless gardener,frodo sackville-baggins-a cutesy wootsie but rather pathetic ring bearer,then meriadoc brandybuck and peregrin took who, in my opinion are the best. just a pair of annoying shits.bit like me then. oh and how could i forget gimli? the dwarf who appears to think that the ring can be destroyed by a normal axe. if that was the case then elrond wouldnt have called the council to decide what to do with it and would have destroyed it himself. talk about stating the obvious.
  thwip!!! wellwellwell what do want me to say? its raining-legolas is having fun with his arrows and everything is hunkydory. i dont quite get the chinese symbols down the side though. me-speak-english.

oh no his hair is getting wet. this-i am guessing is legolas nancing around with arrows at the Battle of Helms Deep in the next film-The Two Towers. looks really very sexy. go bow-boy!!!! but hang on-what the fuck is goin on with the elves behind him? whats the deal,man? is legolas the only elf in the lord of the rings that actually looks vaguely human? they look like chinese dolls! and the elves in the fellowship of the ring werent much better-their sex was indestinguishable. i swear their cheekbones had been pulled back and plastered to their ears.
  give up the halfling cough cough i suppose i do feel sorry for them i mean they were once normal kings but then sauron gave them these rings that kind of made them go mad and become his slaves. theyre after the ring and are chasing frodo. they arent on their horses anymore though-horsies got drownded-but fear not, in the next film they'll be back on these flying screeching things. talking of screeching they make an awful noise and their voices are really scratchy-the need some soothers. the one that stabbed frodo in the film is called the Witch King of Angmar and he used to live in this place and was a bit of a bastard really-but its a long story.

ok so these are-wait for it they have a few names....riders in black,black riders,ringwraiths,nazgul,witch king followers,the nine,saurons allies,etc etc etc-theyre a dodgy bunch of blokes-wouldnt want to meet them in a dark alley. one thing i notice though-their horses-arent they supposed to be black?man,ive been ripped off the scariest guys in history are riding a bunch of fucking common chestnuts!